Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy Evening (2015 Remix)

Robert Frost wrote the iconic poem about his horse and him stopping by the woods on a snowy evening in 1922. I hold a degree in English Literature so I can tell you with confidence that they almost certainly stopped there because the horse or him or both had to poop. A lot has changedContinue reading “Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy Evening (2015 Remix)”

When To Leave

This is a good song to play in the background while reading this poem. Mood music courtesy of Vangelis. Press PLAY and scroll down or feel free to not press anything and continue with the Silent Version. Seriously though, why would you not play the song?   I could just leave right now. “Well, I’llContinue reading “When To Leave”

Jay-Z’s (sure to be upcoming) Baseball Sports Agent Rap

Feels like Jay-Z is becoming a sports agent just so he can put a verse about it on his next album. So why wait? Here it is: Uh Who ya think got Cano those incentives? Told Cashman half a mill per home run , so inventive Cha-Ching (sound of cash register opening) everytime the ballContinue reading “Jay-Z’s (sure to be upcoming) Baseball Sports Agent Rap”

The Inner Child

Press Play. 14 second mark: Was born invincible,incredible, infallible and kept laughs coming like jimmy fallon do and supremely unflappable too – but now I get flapped like the wings of the gulls do Back in the day things were never dull and my problems were strictly math-e-matical A man has 3 times 2 apples andContinue reading “The Inner Child”

NEW RAPPER LIKES VITAMINS & MINERALS

YO YO YO … GIMME A BEAT *Press Play Now … ( 22 second mark) YO I’M MARVELOUS LIKE CALCIUM AND PHOSPHOROUS KEEP YA BONES FROM GETTIN POROUS SO HIT EM WITH THE CHORUS GOOD FOR YA LIKE VITAMIN C AND VITAMIN D AND DON’T FORGET ‘B’ CUZ I’M MULTITASKIN LIKE A MULTIVITAMIN SO CALLContinue reading “NEW RAPPER LIKES VITAMINS & MINERALS”

‘everything changes’

Gettin hairy Gettin weary Gettin bolder Gettin older Gettin fancy Gettin antsy Gettin strange Things have changed. Kinder, Taller, Hairier, Smarter, Angrier, Scarier From the minute of our birth Till our last moment on Earth As surely as we keep aging We are always changing For the good and for the bad Change makes you happy and itContinue reading “‘everything changes’”

I just can’t sleep on Sunday nights.

Sunday night, can’t sleep Mind in a well so deep Weird dreams, crazy scenes Things good, bad and in between Sounds bouncing off the walls Chants, prayers, catcalls Korean, Hindi, basketballs Kids, rappers, street food stalls Dropped my memory in a blender Took some medicine and went on a bender Voices talking, this is seriousContinue reading “I just can’t sleep on Sunday nights.”