Robert Frost wrote the iconic poem about his horse and him stopping by the woods on a snowy evening in 1922. I hold a degree in English Literature so I can tell you with confidence that they almost certainly stopped there because the horse or him or both had to poop. A lot has changedContinue reading “Stopping By The Woods On A Snowy Evening (2015 Remix)”
Category Archives: …Rhymes and life (Poems)
When To Leave
This is a good song to play in the background while reading this poem. Mood music courtesy of Vangelis. Press PLAY and scroll down or feel free to not press anything and continue with the Silent Version. Seriously though, why would you not play the song? I could just leave right now. “Well, I’llContinue reading “When To Leave”
Jay-Z’s (sure to be upcoming) Baseball Sports Agent Rap
Feels like Jay-Z is becoming a sports agent just so he can put a verse about it on his next album. So why wait? Here it is: Uh Who ya think got Cano those incentives? Told Cashman half a mill per home run , so inventive Cha-Ching (sound of cash register opening) everytime the ballContinue reading “Jay-Z’s (sure to be upcoming) Baseball Sports Agent Rap”
The Inner Child
Press Play. 14 second mark: Was born invincible,incredible, infallible and kept laughs coming like jimmy fallon do and supremely unflappable too – but now I get flapped like the wings of the gulls do Back in the day things were never dull and my problems were strictly math-e-matical A man has 3 times 2 apples andContinue reading “The Inner Child”
Ballplayer
He’s got a jaw that could sure take a punch He’s got a joke to tell the guys over lunch He’s got skin tougher than leather He’s got a swing prettier than spring weather He hits the ball out the damn yard Picture perfect like a baseball card He’s got a Paw who works onContinue reading “Ballplayer”
NEW RAPPER LIKES VITAMINS & MINERALS
YO YO YO … GIMME A BEAT *Press Play Now … ( 22 second mark) YO I’M MARVELOUS LIKE CALCIUM AND PHOSPHOROUS KEEP YA BONES FROM GETTIN POROUS SO HIT EM WITH THE CHORUS GOOD FOR YA LIKE VITAMIN C AND VITAMIN D AND DON’T FORGET ‘B’ CUZ I’M MULTITASKIN LIKE A MULTIVITAMIN SO CALLContinue reading “NEW RAPPER LIKES VITAMINS & MINERALS”
‘everything changes’
Gettin hairy Gettin weary Gettin bolder Gettin older Gettin fancy Gettin antsy Gettin strange Things have changed. Kinder, Taller, Hairier, Smarter, Angrier, Scarier From the minute of our birth Till our last moment on Earth As surely as we keep aging We are always changing For the good and for the bad Change makes you happy and itContinue reading “‘everything changes’”
I just can’t sleep on Sunday nights.
Sunday night, can’t sleep Mind in a well so deep Weird dreams, crazy scenes Things good, bad and in between Sounds bouncing off the walls Chants, prayers, catcalls Korean, Hindi, basketballs Kids, rappers, street food stalls Dropped my memory in a blender Took some medicine and went on a bender Voices talking, this is seriousContinue reading “I just can’t sleep on Sunday nights.”
straight outta incheon
yo… yo… drop the beat … Straight Outta Incheon yall know its true true takin over day by day like haru haru I run shit like Park Ji- Sung son and when its over you could get hung son cos we just dont give a damn son my actions are justifiable like my name isContinue reading “straight outta incheon”
she’s the one
you wake up thinkin bout her you go to sleep and dream about her In between you cant stop talkin bout her each day you want her more and more Your life is so much better since the day you met her you just can’t let go you can’t forget her Deep down she holdsContinue reading “she’s the one”
